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Chris J. Karr's avatar

"Now, I’m not scared of clowns. But Bible clowns can fuck off."

This line Wins the Internet today.

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Matt Stine's avatar

I’m honored! I’ve always wanted to win the Internet. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! 🔓 🏆

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Lindsey Melden's avatar

Also, no thank you Jesus clowns!

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Lindsey Melden's avatar

I remember participating in at least one altar call because I wanted to know what was going on in the “back room” - turns out just a musty room and an old sofa to sit on while you pray your prayer with some musty old deacons 😂 so disappointing!!

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Matt Stine's avatar

Sounds awful. 😉

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Kandi (Ivy) Zeller's avatar

"I use the word FUCK in all nine parts of speech daily." That is me also, LOL. I definitely attended (and possibly hosted) clubs like what you are describing when I was growing up. Yikes!

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Matt Stine's avatar

All the best people are skilled in the use of the word FUCK. Welcome to my Good News Club!

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